1 00:01:48,752 --> 00:01:50,777 Ay, mierda. 2 00:02:11,307 --> 00:02:12,467 Chayraqmi Wolfedta hapirunki. 3 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:15,241 - Ima? - Chayqa huk marca oficial... 4 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:17,007 ...chay kasqayta inscribisqa kayta. 5 00:02:17,414 --> 00:02:20,383 Achka imakunatam ruwanayki, . aros nisqakunatan saltanayki. 6 00:02:20,383 --> 00:02:21,811 Internetman haykunayki tiyan. 7 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:26,182 Gotta riy wakin sonso-asno web nisqaman maypichus huk hap’ina rimayta registranki. 8 00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:29,722 "Bam" nisqatam munarqani. ichaqa Emerilqa hap’isqañan. 9 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,354 Ramblingmi kachkani, runa. Hatariy, runa. Hatariy, runa. 10 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,164 ¿Listoñachu chay contendiente? 11 00:02:38,368 --> 00:02:40,768 - Ñam. - ¿Lladiador listoñachu kachkan? 12 00:02:42,939 --> 00:02:45,339 Kimsa, iskay, huk. 13 00:02:45,809 --> 00:02:47,401 Atoqpaqqa imapas ruphaykapuchkanmi. 14 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:49,842 Chayraqmi Reseda llaqtapi huk Target nisqa kicharirqani... 15 00:02:50,513 --> 00:02:53,243 ...hinallataq kikiypa marcay salsa barbacoamanta. 16 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:59,086 Chayta sutichani Lobo's BBQ Sauce, . regular y chipotle nisqapi tarikun. 17 00:03:00,523 --> 00:03:02,753 ¿Hinallaraqchu richkanki? Kaymantaqa astawanraqmi munanki, runa? 18 00:03:02,959 --> 00:03:04,950 Chaytaqa Oriente lawpim yacharurqani. 19 00:03:05,161 --> 00:03:08,028 Whoa, arí. ¡U.S. A! 20 00:03:13,136 --> 00:03:16,037 Imayna kaptinpas ancha uchuyllam kanku, esteroides nisqamanta. 21 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,123 Saber-kiru. 22 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:45,833 ¿Amy Winehouse nisqa wasi? 23 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,301 Pisikuy. 24 00:03:52,509 --> 00:03:55,478 Manam chaqrukuyta munankichu huk perra derecho rehabilitaciónmanta lluqsisqa. 25 00:03:56,279 --> 00:04:01,649 Uyariy, dinosauriokuna hina Edad de Hielo nisqawan chinkachisqa kachkaspa... 26 00:04:01,851 --> 00:04:05,252 ...qanpas pisi tiempollamantan chinkapunki. 27 00:04:05,455 --> 00:04:06,683 Haykaq? 28 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:09,791 - ¿Hayka pachayuqtaq kanchik? - Yawar infierno. 29 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:13,023 Thak kaylla. Yachankichu chayna utqaylla rimasqaykita... 30 00:04:13,229 --> 00:04:16,596 ...Mana uyariytapas atinichu, compañero? Umayta nanachiwanki. 31 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:18,699 Otaq ichapas chayna karqa chay gasolina ukyasqayta. 32 00:04:18,902 --> 00:04:23,737 Ay, Diosniy, allinmi karqa. Ay Dios, gasolina tomayta anchata munani. 33 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:26,204 Cuerdas vocales nisqapaqqa ancha allinmi. 34 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:28,001 Chayqa huch'uy pakasqallaymi. 35 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:30,509 - Imamanta. - ¿Hayka pachayuqtaq kanchik? 36 00:04:31,548 --> 00:04:33,277 Qawasaq. 37 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:34,609 Huk chikanta warkuykuy. 38 00:04:36,085 --> 00:04:37,143 Chaypim rinchik. 39 00:04:38,187 --> 00:04:40,485 Allinmi, huk qawariy-qhawarisunchik. 40 00:04:43,226 --> 00:04:44,818 Tukuy runam Facebookpi kachkan. 41 00:04:45,028 --> 00:04:46,996 Chayqa ninmi... 42 00:04:48,231 --> 00:04:54,170 ...kay pachaq tukukuynin kanqa 29 punchaw agosto killapi 2008 watapi. 43 00:04:57,674 --> 00:04:58,732 Ay, Dios. 44 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,607 Uramanta wichayman. 45 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,584 Unquq. 46 00:05:53,262 --> 00:05:56,459 Rimasqayta marcay, qara warma. 47 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:58,630 Machaypi tiyaq. 48 00:05:58,835 --> 00:06:01,429 Castor chakuq. 49 00:06:03,272 --> 00:06:08,073 Kaywanmi chinkayniykiqa kachkan. 50 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:14,272 - Cristal uma tullu. - Chayqa allinmi. ¿Niblies nisqaykikuna allintachu rirqa? 51 00:06:14,484 --> 00:06:16,975 Arí, chaytaqa ruwarqanku. Chayllaraqmi wicharirqa ukhuykipi, ¿icharí? 52 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:27,255 Ay, wayna. 53 00:06:33,803 --> 00:06:36,704 Yacharqanim mana chayna kanaymanta apasqa llapan chay Ambien. 54 00:06:46,082 --> 00:06:49,950 Amy. Rikchariy, wawa. Chayraqmi aswan extraño musquyta musqurqani. 55 00:06:50,586 --> 00:06:52,053 Amy. 56 00:06:52,355 --> 00:06:53,788 Ima? Imataq chay...? 57 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:57,357 ¡Flava-Flav! Arí, wayna! 58 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,858 Sipasykimanmi quchkani munakuypa sabornin. 59 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:03,624 Payqa chupachkasqa relojniy tukuy tuta. 60 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,357 ¡Kaymanta lluqsiy infiernota, Flava! 61 00:07:06,202 --> 00:07:08,500 ¡Ñoqaqa Flava-Flavmi kani! 62 00:07:12,408 --> 00:07:14,774 - ¿Imamantataq chayri? - Ima? 63 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:17,207 Mana chaytachu nirqanki munanmi huk relacionpi kayta. 64 00:07:18,114 --> 00:07:20,708 Yachanim, ichaqa ¿Flava? 65 00:07:22,085 --> 00:07:23,712 Will... 66 00:07:25,455 --> 00:07:27,355 ...Qhipa pataman apayta munani. 67 00:07:32,662 --> 00:07:33,822 Kuyaykim. 68 00:07:35,598 --> 00:07:37,532 Ñuqamanpas gustankim. 69 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,867 Ay, runa. 70 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,231 Qhawariy, mana entiendenkichu. 71 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:47,875 Kay pachaqa tukukunanpaqñam kachkan, nispam piensani. 72 00:07:48,911 --> 00:07:51,141 Chayqa huk rimaymi compromisomanta asuntokunayuq kanki. 73 00:07:53,082 --> 00:07:56,540 Mana creenapaq hina. Hamuy, Jojo. 74 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:00,413 ¿Jojota apachkanki? 75 00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:02,913 Adiós, Will. 76 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:07,521 Hamuchkankiraqchu ¿Miski 16 fiestayman? 77 00:08:08,097 --> 00:08:09,564 Qamqa 25 watayuqmi kanki. 78 00:08:09,766 --> 00:08:12,234 - Manam haykapipas huktaqa tarirqanichu. - Wiñay. 79 00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:40,626 Arí. 80 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:46,166 - Yaw. - Arí. 81 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,211 Amy, qam hamurqanki. 82 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:22,937 Haku. 83 00:09:23,739 --> 00:09:25,331 Ay, hey, Will. 84 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:27,771 - Kusisqa Miski 16. - Gracias. 85 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,904 Kaykunata qhawariy. 86 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,580 Ay, Dios. 87 00:09:35,384 --> 00:09:38,979 Hey, Will. Chayqa amigoyki, Dr. Phil. 88 00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:45,460 Uy, qawachisqayki imaraykutaq frat wawqiykuna... 89 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:48,528 ...awpaqtaqa Dr. Phil-You-Up nispa sutichawaqku. 90 00:09:48,731 --> 00:09:50,756 Ay, hey, wawa. 91 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:58,467 Dique. Kayman kutimuy, ñuqamanqa gustanmi askha. 92 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,108 Hey, Will, maypitaq chay kachkan noviayki, Amy? 93 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,211 Ama saqeychu ayqekunanta. 94 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:08,440 Payqa chiqap calidad sipasmi, chiqap waqaychaq, chay hina. 95 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,346 Hey, kutimuy kayman, qam puta. 96 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:12,445 Riqsikuyki. 97 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:14,906 Yo! 98 00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:19,855 Asnonmanta broma ruwasun. Payqa desmayasqañam karqa. 99 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:30,500 Wawa hinam puñuchkan. 100 00:10:31,073 --> 00:10:33,837 Makinkunataqa q’uñi unumanmi churasunman. 101 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:36,539 Utaq aswan allin yuyayniyuq kani. 102 00:10:36,746 --> 00:10:39,476 - Llamay. - Chupakuna. 103 00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:43,240 Chupakunam. 104 00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:57,756 Punch. 105 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:03,062 ¿Imataq kachkan waway? 106 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,606 Chay waynakunaqa kallpachakushankun tragonchikta suwananpaq. 107 00:11:05,808 --> 00:11:07,537 - Ima? - Chay alcoholta apakunanchik tiyan... 108 00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:10,906 ...chaynapi sipaskunata machachisunman chaymi tukukuypiqa puñuyta atisunman. 109 00:11:11,113 --> 00:11:12,444 Ñuqaqa McLovermi kani. 110 00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:14,912 - Arí, yachani. - Ñuqaqa McLover kani. 111 00:11:15,117 --> 00:11:18,245 - Amaña chayta niychu. - Ñuqaqa McLover kani. 112 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,183 Dios, qanqa chhayna ducha kanki. 113 00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,687 Arí, falso ID, ¿imataq? 114 00:11:23,192 --> 00:11:25,092 Chay tragota hap’iylla. 115 00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:27,387 Mana pipas Goldschl gerniyta suwayta munanchu. 116 00:11:27,596 --> 00:11:29,689 Chay dianata disparay. 117 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:35,529 Lisa, ¿imaynatataq chayta ruwanay? Manataqmi sut’i disparotapas tarinichu. 118 00:11:45,014 --> 00:11:47,539 - Balata kurkuy. - ¿Ima niy? 119 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:51,915 Chay balataqa controlawaqmi may munasqaykiman rinaykipaq. 120 00:11:57,293 --> 00:11:59,420 Ama niychu imata ruranantaqa. Payqa runaymi. 121 00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:01,721 Kutiy, perra. Manam mayqantapas munawankichikchu. 122 00:12:07,136 --> 00:12:08,626 Mierda. 123 00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,132 Uraykuy ñuqamanta. 124 00:12:19,849 --> 00:12:21,646 Haku, perra. 125 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,992 Chayta hap’iy, perra. 126 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:46,633 ¿Imaynataq chayta gustasunki? 127 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:55,316 Sumaq uchuy imapas. Ay, qhaway chaypi puñusqaykita. 128 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:59,045 Muchaykunayki. Huk much’ayta quykuway, wawa. 129 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:17,835 Lluq’i chaki, q’illu. 130 00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:20,508 ¿Calvino? 131 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,370 Calvino sutiyuq runa. 132 00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:25,547 - ¿Balatachu kurvanki icha imatataq? - Allinllachu? 133 00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:28,582 Arí. Arí, allinmi, allinmi. 134 00:13:32,254 --> 00:13:34,814 Kutisun bañera caliente nisqaman. Qamqa chupayta atinkim ñuqapa... 135 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,221 - Maldición. - Pampachaykuway, Fil. 136 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:47,002 Mierda. Atiymanmi... kaytaqa ruwaymanmi. 137 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,072 - Mierda. Utqay. - Masi. 138 00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:58,406 Balataqa kurkuylla. 139 00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,775 Yachanim atiyniyuq kasqaykita. 140 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,559 Joder usqhaylla ruway. Utqay. 141 00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,572 Sumaq disparo, culo. 142 00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:35,745 Juney, imaraykutaq mana ¿Aborto ruwaychu? 143 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:39,011 Manan exactamente partechu kanki Cristiano Huñunakuy 144 00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:43,555 Huk alambre warkusqallatam hapiyman Hinaspa ñuqa kikiy ruway 145 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,889 Jamie Lynn Spears hina Kay wawatata waqaychani 146 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:52,226 Y, qhaway, stud Qamqa manam George Clooneychu kanki 147 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:57,064 Chiqaptaqa, wawata rantikurqani eBaypi aswan achka qullqita quqman 148 00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:05,105 Qanqa sarcástico wayna sipasmi kanki Pitaq 30 watayuq hina riman... 149 00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:22,492 - ¿Kunan tuta Amypa hamunanta yuyaykunkichu? - Runa, mana yachanichu. 150 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:24,723 Chayqa noviayki. 151 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,492 Chiqamanta, t’aqanakurqayku. 152 00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:29,034 Oh, munanki wakin musuq botín. 153 00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:30,466 - Huk chikan Asiamanta freak. - Manam... 154 00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:33,039 Huk chikan "Huk tuta Bangkok llaqtapi", huk chikan sake-sake. 155 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:36,177 Memorias de un Geisha nisqakunatan rikurqani. Yachanim chay mierdaqa puririsqanmanta. 156 00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,346 Paywanmi kuyanakuchkani. 157 00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,640 Hinaptinqa ima upa asnoyki paywan t’aqanakunankupaq? 158 00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:42,612 Manam haykapipas allinchu kanman karqa. 159 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,048 Aswan allinmi tukuchiyqa manataqmi k’irispa tukunanpaqchu. 160 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,950 ¿Yachankichu imata? Compromisomanta asuntokunata chaskirqanki, allqu. 161 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:51,183 Bueno, manan exactamentechu karqani wiñaspa aswan allin ejemplo. 162 00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:53,793 Manam haykapipas papaytapas riqsirqanichu. Huch’uyllaraq kashaqtiymi t’aqanakurqan. 163 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,058 Chayqa sipaski chayllapi. 164 00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:02,898 ¿Piwantaq chay dude payqa? 165 00:16:03,105 --> 00:16:06,199 Wakinwanmi riqsinakuyta qallaykurqa Calvin Klein sutiyuq p'acha ukhupi rikch'akuq. 166 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:13,580 Paymanta qunqay, runa. Imapas kusichisunaykipaqmi hapirqani. 167 00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:20,545 Dude, imataq kachkan chay marcha bandawan? 168 00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:23,554 Ima aswan allinqa raymichakusunman tu super-duper Misk'i 16... 169 00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:25,751 ...secundariapi musicalwanqa? 170 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:38,697 Kunan tuta, kunan tuta Chiqap crunkta hapisaqku 171 00:16:38,907 --> 00:16:42,536 Kunan tuta, kunan tuta, Punchpi pisqun 172 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:51,616 Allinllachu, masiykuna Llapaykichismi fiestayypi kashankichis 173 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,847 Ancha allinmi llapaykichista rikuspa 174 00:16:56,058 --> 00:17:00,085 Ñawpaq sipaschay, Amy Hinaspa hatun runay, Calvin 175 00:17:00,296 --> 00:17:04,198 Hinaspapas abusawaqniy sacerdotepas 176 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,097 Chaymi yuyarichiwan Colegiopi kasqaymanta 177 00:17:08,304 --> 00:17:10,864 Ñoqaqa experimentasharqanin 178 00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:16,205 Huk ruphaywan enganchakuspa Hawa llaqtakunamanta t’ikray yachakuq 179 00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:20,314 Ñoqaqa yuyaykuni sutinmi Hop Sing karqan 180 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,647 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 181 00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:28,983 Manachus huk desastre random Llaqtata chinkachin 182 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:32,957 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 183 00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:38,031 Imaraykuchus chay pasaptinqa Chayqa kanmanmi huk laya mierda 184 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,127 Huk, iskay, kimsa, tawa 185 00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:45,367 T’aqanakusqayku qhepaman Chay rakinakuytaqa chiqap sinchitam hapirqani 186 00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:49,738 - Ñuqaqa q'otuyta qallarirqani - Mana yuyayniyuq 187 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:53,779 Yana dude nisqatam ruwarqani Kanye kananpaqmi yuyaykurqani 188 00:17:53,982 --> 00:17:57,679 Hinaspa Jonas Wawqikuna llapanku uraykamurqanku 189 00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:01,822 Kunanqa rakinasqaña kanki Paytaqa reefermanmi enganchasaq 190 00:18:02,024 --> 00:18:06,358 Arí, payta pimpachiyta qallarisaq 191 00:18:06,562 --> 00:18:09,030 - Suyay, imatataq? - Uy, hey, kunan. 192 00:18:09,431 --> 00:18:12,696 Snoop Doggqa manam imatapas kay playamanta chaskinchu 193 00:18:12,901 --> 00:18:17,770 Playa's Ball nisqapi ñawpaq kaq premiota chaskisaq 194 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,870 Hey, hey, runa, ¡waw! 195 00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:24,409 Arí, purichkanmi Tukuy punchawmi rurachwan 196 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:27,741 Mosoq fenómeno nisqa, ¡whay! 197 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:31,852 Arí, purichkanmi Chayqa musuq fenómeno 198 00:18:33,122 --> 00:18:36,990 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 199 00:18:37,192 --> 00:18:40,855 Manachus huk desastre random Llaqtata chinkachin 200 00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:44,965 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 201 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:50,002 Imaraykuchus chay pasaptinqa Chayqa kanmanmi huk laya mierda 202 00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,367 Huk, iskay, kimsa, tawa 203 00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:56,305 J.T.'s kaypi kachkan. J. T! 204 00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:01,339 Ay, wawa 205 00:19:03,051 --> 00:19:05,747 Sichus huk takiyta takiyki 206 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:10,414 Warquwankimanchu ¿Qanpa bragasniyki? 207 00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:18,891 Manan hatunchakuq runa kaytachu munani 208 00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,126 Ichaqa groupies nisqakunatam ruwarqani turismo furgonetaypi 209 00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,201 Britney, Cameron, Scarlettpas 210 00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:25,498 Llapallankum fondueypa saborninta gustanku 211 00:19:26,842 --> 00:19:30,710 Hamuy chaypi yuyaymanay Anchatam asnoyuqña kani 212 00:19:30,913 --> 00:19:33,541 Ñoqapaqqa Lance Bassllan puchuq 213 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,885 Qhawariychis, llapa runa. Chayqa Jessica Simpson sutiyuq warmim. 214 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:56,093 Sechuyqa Jesuspaqmi 215 00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:58,603 Tukuy kay, tukuy Jesuspaq 216 00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,365 Pantalonniykita wakmanta churakuy, papay. 217 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:04,307 ¡Riy, Romo! Ay, Diosniy. Payqa canasta golta churanqa. 218 00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:07,243 Suyay. ¿Ima sutiyuqtaq yapamanta? Ay, diosniy, totalmente qunqani. 219 00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:09,576 ¿Imataq, huk rubdown? 220 00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,685 Ima? Huk cosquillas urayman. 221 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:14,583 Oh, huk touchdown. 222 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,314 Frigging jinx. 223 00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:19,885 Gosh. 224 00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:24,257 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 225 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,593 Manachus huk desastre random Llaqtata chinkachin 226 00:20:28,804 --> 00:20:33,002 Llapanchismi wiñaypaq amigokuna kasun 227 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:37,907 Imaraykuchus chay pasaptinqa Chayqa kanmanmi huk laya mierda 228 00:20:38,814 --> 00:20:41,510 Huk, iskay, kimsa, tawa, hora! 229 00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:47,678 ¿Imataq pasachkan? 230 00:20:54,696 --> 00:20:55,754 ¿Ima diablostaq chayri karqa? 231 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,023 Kayqa huk emergencia willakuymi. 232 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,133 Kayqa huk emergencia willakuymi. 233 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,303 Upallaychik, llapallanchik. Uyariy. 234 00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:04,028 Imapas llaqtata kuyurirun. 235 00:21:04,239 --> 00:21:07,902 Willakuykunata chaskichkayku chay kanman pacha kuyuy utaq chayhina mierda. 236 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:09,134 Ay, mierda. 237 00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:13,041 Simólogos nisqakunam marcarunku chay epicentro nisqa huk moda loft distritupi... 238 00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:15,648 ... piqpa tiyaqninkuna iskay chunka watayuqmi munay... 239 00:21:15,851 --> 00:21:17,682 ... pikunachus mana allin '80s takikunaman tusunku... 240 00:21:17,886 --> 00:21:21,947 ... Abercrombiewan Fitchwan pachakuy, hinaspapas llamp’u cerveza ukyayta munanku. 241 00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,722 ¡Ay, Dios, llapanchismi wañusun! 242 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,186 Huk Xanaxta hap’iy, Fabio. 243 00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:32,333 Qamqa aswan kallpawanmi pelucachkanki a smack adicto huk Iggy rikuchiypi circa '73. 244 00:21:32,801 --> 00:21:33,927 Ima? 245 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:38,129 Chayqa sumaqmi, Moe Dee. Señor Waqa-a-Lot. 246 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,731 Qamqa totalmentem quwanki chay asnaq ñawita. 247 00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,512 FYI, Battlecrotch Galactica nisqapi... 248 00:21:44,713 --> 00:21:46,943 ...uvas contrabandota ruwanki Corneliomanta aswan sinchi... 249 00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:51,051 ...Planeta de los Simios nisqapi. Ñawpaq kaq, mana Tim Burtonpachu. 250 00:21:51,253 --> 00:21:54,245 Hinaspa BT-dubs, . Manam rikurqanichu chayna suqta paqueteta... 251 00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:57,892 ...escopetawan wañuchisqaymantapacha Molson Quri Lollapalooza llaqtapi. 252 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,425 Manam entiendenichu ima nisqaykitapas. 253 00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:05,066 Chayqa llumpay qillqasqapi rimasqayraykum, yachaysapa-yachaypaq-chips. 254 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,439 Tiempo kay lamar qucha kuntur yesowan llusisqa kananpaq. 255 00:22:31,994 --> 00:22:34,986 Kayqa huk emergencia willakuymi. 256 00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,357 - Amy. ¿Allinchu kanki? - Arí. 257 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:44,238 Imaraykutaq apamurqanki huk waynata fiestayman? 258 00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:47,203 - ¿Imaraykutaq llakikunki? - Porque l... 259 00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:50,077 Manam ruranichu. 260 00:22:51,613 --> 00:22:53,205 Kaymanta lluqsisqañam kachkani. 261 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,609 Qhipaman, perra. 262 00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:57,246 Yachankichu imata, Will? 263 00:22:57,452 --> 00:23:00,944 Sapa kuti munakuy ruwasqaykupi, . Huk waynapi yuyaykusharqani. 264 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,447 Bueno, ñuqapas chaynallataqmi karqani. 265 00:23:07,696 --> 00:23:09,493 - Maldición. - ¡Munay! 266 00:23:10,499 --> 00:23:12,057 Kayta uyarinayki tiyan. 267 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,562 Chay pacha kuyuyqa gas nisqa hatun ñanta phatarichirqan hinaspa ghetto nisqatapas thuñichirqan. 268 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,071 - Chaywanqa kawsakuymanmi. - Ay, infierno, mana. 269 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,175 - Cracker. - Kunanqa willakuykunatam chaskichkanchik... 270 00:23:22,377 --> 00:23:24,937 ... chay asteroides urmaykuchkanku hanaq pachamanta lluqsispa... 271 00:23:25,147 --> 00:23:26,307 Kay pachaq tukukuynin. 272 00:23:26,515 --> 00:23:28,642 Hinaspa huk Rosa chayraqmi chinkachisqaña. 273 00:23:33,822 --> 00:23:35,153 Musquyniy hinam. 274 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:40,455 Yapamanta rimani, huk Rosa chayraqmi chinkachisqaña. 275 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,582 Dios, ¿ima diablostaq pasashan? 276 00:24:01,783 --> 00:24:04,274 - Apokalipsismi nispam yuyani. - Armagedón llaqtam. 277 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,044 Yuyaykuni kikiylla mierda kasqayta. 278 00:24:22,304 --> 00:24:23,293 Risunchik. 279 00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:29,072 Ay, Diosniy. Hannah Montana wañusqaña. 280 00:24:31,213 --> 00:24:32,053 Ay, mana. 281 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:37,285 Bueno, adiós, llapa fansniykuna. 282 00:24:37,486 --> 00:24:39,044 Kuyurispallapuni puriy. 283 00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:50,861 ¡Payqa huk tesoro nacionalmi! 284 00:24:54,736 --> 00:24:56,931 Hinallataq, tayta mamaykitapas yuyarichiy... 285 00:24:57,139 --> 00:25:00,575 ...oficialniykita hoqarinaykipaq Hannah Montana almuerzo caja... 286 00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:02,937 ...Hannah Montana queso ralladora... 287 00:25:03,145 --> 00:25:05,079 ...hinallataq Hannah Montana papel higiénico. 288 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,977 Hinaspapas ama hina kaspa sintonizay to mi Verano en Montana concierto... 289 00:25:09,184 --> 00:25:13,314 ...kay miércoles, 8, 7 Central. 290 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:19,216 Filapi suyarqani iskay punchawpaq kay boletokunapaq. 291 00:25:19,427 --> 00:25:20,951 Ñakasqa. 292 00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:29,433 Hinaspa nisaq, chay totalmente sexy hinaspa absolutamente provocativa fotokuna ñuqamanta... 293 00:25:29,638 --> 00:25:35,076 ...MySpace nisqamanmi filtrasqa karqanku mana permisoywan hunt’asqata. 294 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:38,011 Ichaqa sichus chay dibujokunapi reparanki chayqa... 295 00:25:38,213 --> 00:25:40,181 ...mosoq lineayta sexy... 296 00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:46,082 ...Hannah Montana lencería, 1999 watapi. kunanqa Target nisqapi tarikun. 297 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,788 Ay, Diosniy. Hannah Montana sutiyuq warmi chiqaptam Miley Cyrus sutiyuq. 298 00:25:57,999 --> 00:26:00,763 Bueno, duh. Mana ima mierdapas, Sherlock. 299 00:26:00,969 --> 00:26:04,427 Tukuy ruwasqayqa pelucawanmi churakuni hinaspa huk chikanta kunkaytapas cambiay... 300 00:26:04,639 --> 00:26:07,802 ...hinallataq chay upa wawakunapas mana huknirayta willayta atinchu. 301 00:26:08,009 --> 00:26:11,604 Chaymantataq iskay kutita pagasqa kani hinaspa iskay kutita qhatuykunata. 302 00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:14,179 Yuyarichiylla, . musuq CD nisqaymi lluqsimun. 303 00:26:14,382 --> 00:26:17,317 Miley Cyrus: Manaraq watayuq. 304 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:22,115 Kunanqa tiendakunapim kachkan. Papaypa Billy Raypa takiyninkunawan. 305 00:26:22,324 --> 00:26:23,524 9,95lla. 306 00:26:29,931 --> 00:26:31,330 ¿Pipas yanapawasunmanchu? 307 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,467 ¿Manachu pipas yanapanman? 308 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,037 Uy, Hancock. 309 00:26:41,009 --> 00:26:42,670 ¿Hancockchu? 310 00:26:43,545 --> 00:26:44,773 Yanapakuytam necesitanchik. 311 00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:48,376 Rikchariy, machasqa mamacha. 312 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:51,780 Punk asnoykita hatarichiy, . chay urayman phaway, hinaspa chay mierdata allichay. 313 00:26:53,755 --> 00:26:55,620 ¡Cloro! 314 00:27:01,730 --> 00:27:03,163 Ay, infierno, mana. 315 00:27:03,365 --> 00:27:05,162 Hatun Willieqa kaymanta lluqsisqañam. 316 00:27:12,974 --> 00:27:15,067 Huk upyanatam necesitachkani. 317 00:27:23,084 --> 00:27:24,847 ¡Santa mierda! 318 00:27:25,053 --> 00:27:27,317 - Kay ñanta hamuchkan. - ¿Imatataq rurananchik? 319 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:30,457 - Hamuychis, wayqekuna. Kaymanta lluqsisun. - ¡Risunchik! 320 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:35,321 Kayhinata. Kay chimpapi. Haku. Haku. 321 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:36,888 Riy, riy, riy. 322 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:47,698 - ¿Imatataq kunan rurasunchik? - Wawa, mana yachanichu. 323 00:27:47,909 --> 00:27:49,171 Qhawariy, chaylla... 324 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:52,005 Kaypi wayra-parata suyasaqku pasanankama. 325 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,573 Yaw. 326 00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:03,024 Kaymi pakakunanchik. 327 00:28:03,024 --> 00:28:06,352 Chinkakuy. ¿Allinchu, Carrie? 328 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,253 Allinllachu, munakuq. 329 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,626 Manachus maqanakuyta munanki chayqa. 330 00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,895 Qhawariy, manan ima sasachakuytapas munanchischu. 331 00:28:23,511 --> 00:28:24,739 Manam haykapipas qipamanqa kutinichu. 332 00:28:24,946 --> 00:28:29,815 - Wakinta hapiy. - Rikusqaykiman hinaqa, ñam ruwarqaniña. 333 00:28:33,621 --> 00:28:37,284 Hinaspa chaynata yuyaykurqani: Could a simple Nueva York llaqtapi gal ñuqa hina... 334 00:28:37,492 --> 00:28:41,258 ... chiqaptam chay mierdata maqarurqani wiksayuq wayna sipasmanta lluqsispa? Tapukuni. 335 00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:45,957 Rocky IV nisqapi Dolph Lundgren hina, 1999 watapi. P’akinaymi. 336 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,833 - ¡Arí! - Arí! 337 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,129 Ñuqaqa ñuñuchkani. Moo. 338 00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:22,299 ¿Lecheta chaskinkichu? 339 00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:32,373 Ay, Dios. 340 00:29:38,753 --> 00:29:40,448 - Chaychu chakiyki? - Arí. 341 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:43,215 Hinaspa kayqa wawaypa chakin. 342 00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:47,224 Asnachiy. 343 00:29:49,264 --> 00:29:50,288 Hinaspa malliykuy. 344 00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:54,058 Chupay placentayta. 345 00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:59,936 - Arí! - Ay, Carrie. 346 00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:02,132 Carrie, munasqay, allinchu kanki? 347 00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:05,005 Hamuychis, señoras. Kunan kaymanta lluqsisun. 348 00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:12,986 - ¿Ima diablostaq pasachkan? - Manam yachanichu. 349 00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:15,713 Rikchariy hinaspa Priusta asnachiy. 350 00:30:15,924 --> 00:30:19,826 Yachanim mana allin chiqap kasqanmanta, ichaqa chaytan sutichanku q’oñiriy pachata. 351 00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:22,861 Manan, manan, manan pachaq q’oñikuyninchu. 352 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:26,560 Amy Winehouse sutiyuq warmi musquyniypi hamuwarqa... 353 00:30:26,768 --> 00:30:28,599 ...huk Gladiador americanowan maqanakusqay qhepaman. 354 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:31,561 Yuyaykuni ima ruwanayoq kasqanmanta cristal uma tulluwan... 355 00:30:32,941 --> 00:30:35,671 Hamuychik. ¿Crackhead Vino Wasi? ¿Cristal uma tullu? 356 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,174 Loco runa hinam uyarikunki. 357 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,905 Qhawariy, tardeñam. Qhepakusunlla kaypi kunan tuta hinaspa suyaychik wayra-parata. 358 00:30:41,349 --> 00:30:42,680 Congelachkani. 359 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:44,617 P’achanchistan horqonanchis. 360 00:30:46,688 --> 00:30:50,317 - Ima? - Cuerponchisqa q’oñichisunmi. 361 00:30:50,525 --> 00:30:53,392 Mana chayqa, manan chaymanqa chayasunchischu tutantinpi. 362 00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:55,693 Arí. Arí. 363 00:30:56,131 --> 00:30:58,622 Payqa allintam riman. Haku. 364 00:31:07,809 --> 00:31:09,868 Yaku p'akikunanta yuyaykuni. 365 00:31:10,612 --> 00:31:11,601 Yaku? 366 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:17,011 Imataq chay...? 367 00:31:18,186 --> 00:31:19,778 Llakikunim. 368 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:26,989 Qhawariy, imatapas willanaypaqmi kashan. Manam chiqaptachu banquero kani. 369 00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:28,719 - Ñuqaqa saltaqmi kani. - A ima? 370 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,659 Tiempowan espaciowan teletransportayta atiyman. 371 00:31:59,928 --> 00:32:02,362 Suyachkani wiñaypaq kuskalla kananchikta. 372 00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:03,758 Kuyaykim. 373 00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:07,532 Chaymanta. 374 00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,972 Ñuqaqa kani Principe Caspian, . kaypi Narnia qispichinapaq. 375 00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:19,637 ¿Pisi yanapayllachu? 376 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,943 Qankuna? 377 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:29,123 Chayqa Star Wars nisqa pukllayta waqllichiq runam. 378 00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:37,664 - ¿Ima? - Will, musquynikita rikurqayku. 379 00:32:40,635 --> 00:32:42,933 - Ay, runa. - Runa, Amywanqa mierdatam chaqrukurqanki. 380 00:32:43,137 --> 00:32:45,731 Suerteyoqmi kanki chayna sipas qanwanpas rimapayasunkimanmi. 381 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:49,034 Payqa q'uñi, sexy. Payqa llamkayta tarirurqa. 382 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:52,902 - Runa, chay sipas ligaykimanta lluqsimun. - Payqa manam ligaymanta lluqsinchu. 383 00:32:53,114 --> 00:32:55,878 Mierda, payqa churakunanmi asnaq samayniykiwan. 384 00:32:56,551 --> 00:32:59,918 Mana rimanapaqchu qampaq mana normalmente alto plomeropa raqrakuynin. 385 00:33:05,126 --> 00:33:06,423 Runa, camisaykita churay. 386 00:33:06,628 --> 00:33:09,654 Allinmi. Allintam ninki, allintam ninki. Amywanqa chaqrukurqanim. 387 00:33:12,967 --> 00:33:14,730 Manam haykapipas kacharinaychu karqa. 388 00:33:17,238 --> 00:33:19,866 Jesucristo. Chayqa rump shaker nisqa. 389 00:33:20,074 --> 00:33:23,407 Allinmi, kaypim kachkan chay plano. Kay llaqtamanta infiernota horqonanchis. 390 00:33:23,611 --> 00:33:25,203 ¿Ima nisqayki? 391 00:33:25,947 --> 00:33:29,212 ¿Ima diablos y'all ruwaspa saqiwaspa? 392 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:33,914 Kuyuchiychik, runakuna. Mana imapas qawanapaq. 393 00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:38,255 Llapan desgraciakunan hark’asqaña kashan. Llaqtaqa segurom kachkan. 394 00:33:44,632 --> 00:33:45,621 Mierda. 395 00:33:47,135 --> 00:33:48,124 Unquq. 396 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:53,897 Nisqay hina, kuyuriyllapuni. Controlpiñam kachkan. 397 00:33:58,913 --> 00:33:59,902 Kaymanta lluqsisqañam kachkani. 398 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:09,523 - ¿Imataq chayri karqa? - Chayqa uma kasqa. Chayqa umallam karqa. 399 00:34:09,724 --> 00:34:12,215 - Allinllachu? - ¿Pipa uma? 400 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:13,724 - Allinllachu? - Will, ñuqam kani. 401 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:15,725 Amy, ¿maypitaq kachkanki? 402 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:18,990 Museopi llamk'achkani. Chay artefactokunamantan llakikurqani. 403 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,135 - Allinllachu kanki? - Manchakuni. 404 00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:24,728 Allinmi kanqa, prometeni. Uyariy. 405 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:27,703 Imapas kanmi chayta willanay tiyan... 406 00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:30,173 ...hinaspa unayña willanay karqan. Ñuqaqa idiota karqani. 407 00:34:34,315 --> 00:34:35,339 Kuyaykim. 408 00:34:37,852 --> 00:34:40,150 Ay waway, ñuqapas kuyayki. 409 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:46,090 Imatataq...? ¿Imatataq ninki? ¿Munawankiraqchu? 410 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,024 Arí, arí, chiqapmi, arí. 411 00:34:49,731 --> 00:34:50,720 Imatapas niy. 412 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,358 Imatapas niy, qam wichqasqa perra. 413 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,166 Asno. 414 00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:02,600 Allinllachu? Allinllachu, Amy? 415 00:35:03,511 --> 00:35:05,138 Mierda. 416 00:35:07,582 --> 00:35:09,379 Ay, imataq chay...? 417 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,051 - Kutirinanchik tiyan. - ¿Ima niy? 418 00:35:12,253 --> 00:35:14,050 Amyqa sasachakuypim kachkan. Payraykum kutisaq. 419 00:35:14,255 --> 00:35:16,348 Ñawpaqtaqa kacharirqanim. Manañam hukmantachu chinkachichkani. 420 00:35:16,557 --> 00:35:19,754 Runa, qam loco. Tukuy rikchaqmi kan llaqtapi mierdakuna ruphaykamusqanmanta. 421 00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:22,452 Mana kunanpachachu ripuyku, wañusaqku. 422 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,324 Chayqa imapas ruwanaymi. 423 00:35:24,532 --> 00:35:25,624 Qamkunaqa puririychikpuni. 424 00:35:29,103 --> 00:35:31,196 Manam, ñuqaqa warmaykim kani, runa. Qanwanmi rollosaq. 425 00:35:31,406 --> 00:35:33,806 Arí, niyta munani, ñam urmachisqaña kachkani... 426 00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:38,172 ...hinaqa, ima huk shenanigans ¿chiqaptachu yaykuyman? 427 00:35:38,379 --> 00:35:41,906 Niyta munani, aswan punkisqa kani Vince Vaughnmanta aswanta The Break-Up... nisqapi 428 00:35:42,116 --> 00:35:44,550 ...icha Vince Vaughn Fred Claus nisqapi... 429 00:35:46,053 --> 00:35:48,021 ...otaq suyasaq Vince Vaughn en general. 430 00:35:48,222 --> 00:35:50,918 - Chaynaqa risunchik. - Arí, ama hina kaspa. 431 00:35:53,327 --> 00:35:54,885 Lisa, hamuy. 432 00:35:55,096 --> 00:35:57,189 - Mana, wayqekuna. - Hamuy waway. 433 00:35:57,398 --> 00:35:59,366 Chiqamanta kaymanta mana allin sientekuni. 434 00:36:04,405 --> 00:36:05,895 ¡Lisa! 435 00:36:06,107 --> 00:36:07,665 ¡Lisataqa wañuchirqankun! 436 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,001 - ¡Lisa! - Hamuy, hamuy. 437 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:12,304 - ¡Lisata wañuchirqanku! ¡Qankuna bastardos! - Hamuy, hamuy. Rinanchikmi. 438 00:36:12,513 --> 00:36:14,037 Haku. 439 00:36:21,656 --> 00:36:24,557 Chiqamanta llakikuni noviaykimanta, wasipi sarten. 440 00:36:24,759 --> 00:36:27,557 Lo ciento sobre su principal squeeze, . kemosabe. 441 00:36:27,762 --> 00:36:33,598 Ñoqaqa ofrecesqaykimanmi sexual favorniykunata, ichaqa Kay qhipa watakunapiqa achkha secreción de mucosidadniyuq kani. 442 00:36:33,801 --> 00:36:35,063 Lisaqa hatun sipasmi karqan. 443 00:36:45,279 --> 00:36:47,304 Lisa pitaq? 444 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:49,045 Ay, maypitaq kachkani? 445 00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:51,917 Oh, ima encantador lugartaq. 446 00:36:53,821 --> 00:36:56,881 Aycha hinam asnarin hinaspa estrés hina. 447 00:37:00,561 --> 00:37:01,619 Aswan sumaq. 448 00:37:02,497 --> 00:37:03,964 ¿Ima magia kamasqataq kanki? 449 00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:12,038 Kuyasqay kamachikuq 450 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:20,614 Qanmi qespichiwarqanki Markaykipi hap’iwarqanki 451 00:37:20,815 --> 00:37:26,082 Chiqaptaqa, pelotaykunapim allpaman chayarurqanki 452 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,618 Adivinasaq. 453 00:37:27,822 --> 00:37:31,815 Huk millay layqa qarqurqasunki cuento-cuento reinoykimanta? 454 00:37:33,828 --> 00:37:36,296 Manan, sonso, pasta, quirky wayna sipasniy. 455 00:37:36,497 --> 00:37:39,989 Chiqaptaqa, huk dementadollam kani mana wasiyuq uñacha, alcantarilladokunapi tiyaq. 456 00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:42,796 - ¿Imaynatataq chaypi tukurqanki? - Drogakuna. 457 00:37:43,004 --> 00:37:46,303 Lote y lote y lote... 458 00:37:46,507 --> 00:37:51,137 ...yuyayta tikraq, encantador drogakunamanta! 459 00:37:53,614 --> 00:37:55,639 Manam juzganichu. 460 00:37:58,352 --> 00:37:59,910 Chay hawapiqa peligroso. 461 00:38:00,121 --> 00:38:02,954 Ichapas ñuqaykuwan hamuyta munanki sichus kawsayta munanki chayqa. 462 00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:04,590 - Kusa. - Allinmi. 463 00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:07,727 - Tupananchikkama. Ay, qanwanmi risaq. - Arí, kanki. 464 00:38:07,929 --> 00:38:10,796 Museo de Historia Natural nisqa llaqta wichayllapim kachkan. Risunchik. 465 00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:20,639 Musquykuna, cuentokuna ima Chiqap kuyakuyniy 466 00:38:21,275 --> 00:38:26,178 Rimaq ardillakuna hinaspa magia hinaspa imapas 467 00:38:26,814 --> 00:38:29,715 Manan, princesa, suyay. ¿Maymantaq richkanki? 468 00:38:29,917 --> 00:38:32,351 Hinaspa, ¿pitaq chay rufiano morisco? 469 00:38:32,553 --> 00:38:34,851 Ñuqaqa musuq novionmi kani. ¿Imatataq ruran? 470 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:39,518 Ancha asichikuq, yana chakra runa. Ñuqaqa Edwin príncipe kani. 471 00:38:40,595 --> 00:38:43,928 - Princesa, payqa prostitutayki? - Ay, allin hanaq pachakuna, arí. 472 00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:49,334 Ichaqa chayqa allinmi. Huk prostitutawan noviowanmi kanman. 473 00:38:50,237 --> 00:38:51,431 Ay, imatataq ruwana? 474 00:38:53,841 --> 00:38:58,403 Mayqin kamachikuqpas atipanman hukninñataqmi makiyta gananqa. 475 00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:06,611 ¿Listochu kashanki kallpachakunaykipaq? 476 00:39:08,089 --> 00:39:10,148 Suyay. Qamqa niyta munanki imayna ñawpaq kaq Step Up pelicula... 477 00:39:10,358 --> 00:39:13,054 ...maypichus chay calle-tusuq dude tusuy yachay wasiman rirqa? 478 00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:15,319 Manan, yuyaykusharqanin aswanta Step Up 2 hina... 479 00:39:15,529 --> 00:39:18,430 ...chay sinchi calle tusuq chiwchicha tusuy yachay wasiman rirqa. 480 00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:20,391 Sienteyki. 481 00:39:20,601 --> 00:39:24,435 Payqa manan listochu kashan ñoqapaq. Juney, Will, 1999 watapi. Paytaqa pakinaypaqñam kachkani, waway. 482 00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:26,971 ¿Wakintaqa munankichu? Bueno, kaypim rinki. 483 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:38,313 Ay, huk azada? 484 00:39:40,655 --> 00:39:41,644 Loco-kamisayuq runam. 485 00:39:46,861 --> 00:39:48,954 Ay, mana, mana, mana. 486 00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:55,567 Mangallaymi. 487 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,795 Ay, hamuy. 488 00:39:58,706 --> 00:40:00,571 Payqa iskay chukchayuqmi. ¿Pitaq chaymantaqa llakikun? 489 00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:04,568 Maypipas espejochá kanman. 490 00:40:07,248 --> 00:40:09,113 Wakin cuartota ruway. Wakin cuartota ruway. 491 00:40:09,316 --> 00:40:10,578 Wakin cuartota ruway. 492 00:40:10,785 --> 00:40:13,276 - Hamuy, chuchu. - Kusa. 493 00:40:14,889 --> 00:40:16,857 Ima? Ima? Ima? 494 00:40:17,358 --> 00:40:19,952 Oh, maldito, chay hoqa llapanmi puntopi kachkan. 495 00:40:30,871 --> 00:40:33,635 Chay perra aswan allin llamk'ay. Payqa chizzainmanta lluqsisqañam kachkan. 496 00:40:33,841 --> 00:40:34,967 Creenitaqmi payqa coronachkan. 497 00:40:37,845 --> 00:40:39,608 Tusuyta munani. 498 00:40:39,814 --> 00:40:43,181 Ichaqa manan segurochu kani atisqayta. Manam segurochu kani. 499 00:40:43,384 --> 00:40:46,353 l... ¡Ama hikutawaychu! 500 00:40:48,155 --> 00:40:49,782 Listoñam kachkani. 501 00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:52,724 Ay, qhawariychis. Qhawariy pay haykumushaqta. 502 00:40:54,395 --> 00:40:55,521 Ay, arí. 503 00:41:37,171 --> 00:41:39,332 Kaymanta lluqsisqañam kachkani. 504 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,268 Tupanchikkama. 505 00:41:41,475 --> 00:41:43,909 Payqa llapanmi qanpa, wawqi. 506 00:41:44,512 --> 00:41:45,843 ¡Huk twistermi! 507 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:48,241 Paway! Paway! 508 00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:57,950 ¿Kanchu pipas salvawananchispaq? 509 00:41:58,159 --> 00:42:00,059 Huk heroeta necesitanchis. 510 00:42:08,202 --> 00:42:09,897 Ñuqaqa Fierro Runa kani. 511 00:42:12,506 --> 00:42:15,566 ¡Ay, runa! Chay twisterqa huk wakatam shat out. 512 00:42:17,044 --> 00:42:18,409 Mierda. Chayqa ancha chaqrusqam. 513 00:42:22,349 --> 00:42:24,783 Kunanqa phiñachiwanki. 514 00:42:27,655 --> 00:42:30,146 Ñuqallam kani kay muyuriqpi badass. 515 00:42:32,626 --> 00:42:34,321 ¡Ay, maldito! 516 00:42:34,528 --> 00:42:36,223 Huk waka? 517 00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:44,437 ¿Imataq chayri karqa? 518 00:42:44,638 --> 00:42:46,003 Manam sumaqchu. 519 00:42:46,207 --> 00:42:48,607 Qhawariwaychis. Kayta Qhawariy. 520 00:42:48,809 --> 00:42:50,401 Chayqa langosta uña. 521 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:51,600 Mayqinpas. 522 00:42:51,812 --> 00:42:55,407 Qhawariy, askha equipajetan apashani. Manam chaytaqa necesitarqanichu, runa. 523 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:03,723 Ama phiñachiwaychu. Piñasqa kaspayqa manam gustawankimanchu. 524 00:43:04,191 --> 00:43:07,991 Kanmi aspectokuna personalidadniypi chayta mana controlayta atiymanchu. 525 00:43:25,846 --> 00:43:27,746 Al menos mana wakawanpas maqasqachu. 526 00:43:30,484 --> 00:43:33,351 - Qari! - Hey, Casanova, qunqay Amyta. 527 00:43:33,554 --> 00:43:35,454 Manam haykapipas chaytaqa ruwasaqkuchu museo nisqaman. 528 00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:36,987 Yachanim kawsachkaqtaraq. 529 00:43:37,191 --> 00:43:39,455 Allinllachu? Jojo? 530 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:42,220 ¿Jojo? Manan, manan, ñoqan kani. 531 00:43:42,429 --> 00:43:44,693 Will. Will, ñuqaqa wichqasqam kachkani. 532 00:43:44,899 --> 00:43:48,494 Egiptomanta huk estatua urmaykuwarqan pacha kuyuy pachapi. 533 00:43:48,702 --> 00:43:50,863 Hawkalla kay, Amy. Thaklla kay. 534 00:43:51,071 --> 00:43:53,904 Ancha mancharisqam kachkani. Ancha mancharisqam kachkani. 535 00:43:54,108 --> 00:43:56,804 Allinmi, Amy, uyariway. Ama mancharikuychu. 536 00:43:59,747 --> 00:44:01,544 Chaypi kasaq, prometeni. 537 00:44:05,085 --> 00:44:07,315 ¿Amy? ¿Amy? 538 00:44:09,590 --> 00:44:11,751 Chicos, payraykum kutisaq. 539 00:44:14,595 --> 00:44:18,531 ¡Wañusqaña kaspaqa manan qespichiyta atiwaqchu! ¡Hamuy, risunchis! 540 00:44:18,732 --> 00:44:20,563 - Usqhaylla chaypi kasaq. - Riy, riy. 541 00:44:20,768 --> 00:44:21,860 Tupananchikkama. 542 00:44:22,069 --> 00:44:23,263 - Amy. Manam! - Will, risunchik. 543 00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:25,165 - Manam! ¡Maldita lo! - ¡Qanqa chayarqanki! 544 00:44:34,682 --> 00:44:35,979 Yachanim loco kasqayta piensasqaykita... 545 00:44:36,183 --> 00:44:39,050 ...ichaqa kay desgraciakunaqa ruwananmi cristal uma tulluwan. 546 00:44:39,253 --> 00:44:42,711 - TMTH hinam. - TM ima? 547 00:44:42,923 --> 00:44:45,050 Nishuta manejanapaq. 548 00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:47,051 Perra, ¿imaraykutaq mana chayllatachu ninki? 549 00:44:47,261 --> 00:44:49,923 Imaraykutaq tukuy ima huk maldito acrónimo qanwan? 550 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:53,122 Chili Willy lluqsimun, LL Mana Q'uñi J. 551 00:44:53,334 --> 00:44:57,202 Ay, tukuy kay ch’aqwayta saqey. Yupaychasqa. 552 00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:59,964 Kunanqa, ¿pitaq yarqasqa kachkan? 553 00:45:08,449 --> 00:45:09,814 Miski. 554 00:45:10,651 --> 00:45:12,414 Mayqinpas. 555 00:45:13,787 --> 00:45:14,947 ¿Munawaqchu wakinta? 556 00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:16,446 Manan. 557 00:45:23,630 --> 00:45:25,154 ¿Imataq? 558 00:45:25,733 --> 00:45:28,463 Y'all, chaymi Get Smart telefonoyqa. Huk minutollata quway. 559 00:45:37,611 --> 00:45:39,636 Qamqa cacayuqmi kanki. 560 00:45:40,147 --> 00:45:41,136 Huk smidgella. 561 00:45:45,319 --> 00:45:48,152 ¿Chaytachu chaskirqani? ¿Llapallantachu chaskirqani? 562 00:45:49,757 --> 00:45:51,622 ¿Imapaqtaq y'all chaynata qawawachkanki? 563 00:45:51,825 --> 00:45:53,349 Qamqa... Arí. 564 00:45:53,961 --> 00:45:54,950 ¿Chaypichu kachkan? 565 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:58,287 - Allinmi. - Riylla: 566 00:45:58,665 --> 00:46:01,031 Chaylla... tukuy tiempo chayta jap’ini, tukuyninpi. 567 00:46:05,806 --> 00:46:07,433 ¿Imatataq ruran? 568 00:46:10,444 --> 00:46:13,936 Hey, y'all, Lisa mamanmi. 569 00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:16,972 Willanaymi ima pasasqanmanta ususinman. 570 00:46:21,955 --> 00:46:23,650 Allinllachu, señorita Heller. 571 00:46:28,128 --> 00:46:29,618 Lisa... 572 00:46:30,130 --> 00:46:31,722 Lisa wañusqa. 573 00:46:34,201 --> 00:46:35,566 Ichaqa booyah! 574 00:46:36,570 --> 00:46:40,006 Kay sumaq, rupaywanmi tuparqani encantado-princesa pollito... 575 00:46:40,207 --> 00:46:43,699 ...imatapas ruwayta munaspa hinaspa tukuy ima munasqaytapas. 576 00:46:43,911 --> 00:46:46,038 Paywanmi rimanayki. Paywan rimay. 577 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,774 Allinllachu? Ay, arí, allintam riman. Imatapas rurasaqmi. Chiqamanta. 578 00:46:50,984 --> 00:46:54,283 Manam callepiqa rimapayawanchu mana imapaqpas Cavernosa Princesa hina. 579 00:46:54,488 --> 00:46:57,548 Allin merecisqa nomenclatura, . aswan seguro. 580 00:46:57,758 --> 00:47:00,158 Sichus 5 qullqita utaq wakin metanfetaminayuq kanki chayqa, Qawachisqayki. 581 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,658 Huk kutinmi enganchakurqani 100 watayuq layqawan. 582 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:06,492 Paypa qari kayninmi sapa kutilla yapamanta rikurimurqa tukuy laya chikan chikan kitikunapi. 583 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,190 Manaña hayk’aqpas. 584 00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:11,565 Ancha q'oñi kanki. Totalmentem colgarkunanchik. 585 00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:13,569 Payqa manchaymi. 586 00:47:13,774 --> 00:47:15,935 Qhawariy, Amyman chayananchismi Museo de Historia Natural nisqapi. 587 00:47:20,314 --> 00:47:21,338 Ay, mi. 588 00:47:21,782 --> 00:47:24,683 - Ay, mana. - Manam imatapas rikunichu. 589 00:47:24,918 --> 00:47:28,820 - Nitaqmi ñuqapas atiymanchu. - Pipas totalmentem sientewachkan. 590 00:47:29,022 --> 00:47:31,252 - Calvino. - Manam rurarqanichu. 591 00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:36,927 Paykunaqa ancha perkym kanku. Paykunaqa lechewanmi hunt'a kashanku. 592 00:47:39,433 --> 00:47:41,401 ¿Ima diablostaq chayri karqa? 593 00:48:27,414 --> 00:48:31,145 Aswan sumaq. Ima kuyayllapaq sacha sachapi kawsaqkuna. 594 00:48:31,351 --> 00:48:34,843 Manam kusisqachu kani, chiqaptapuni. Chayqa manan... Niyta munani, chaywanqa manam kusichiwarqachu. 595 00:48:35,055 --> 00:48:38,081 Manam kusisqachu sientekuni, suyasaqmi. 596 00:49:14,228 --> 00:49:15,559 Runa, paykuna chikukunaqa allinmi kachkanku. 597 00:49:16,163 --> 00:49:17,790 Chayqa kuyayllapaqmi. Chayqa kuyayllapaqmi. 598 00:49:52,633 --> 00:49:56,694 Allinmi, qamkunaqa manam chaynachu kankichik Alvin y los Chipmunks, ¿icharí? 599 00:49:59,306 --> 00:50:00,671 Piensani chay huknin rabia unquyniyuq kasqanmanta. 600 00:50:05,612 --> 00:50:07,307 Maymantaq rinki, punk-ass? 601 00:50:10,484 --> 00:50:11,204 ¡Alvin! 602 00:50:18,659 --> 00:50:20,354 ¡Payta uraykachiy! 603 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,528 Chipmunks nisqakunaqa nueces nisqakunatam anchata kuyanku. 604 00:50:27,834 --> 00:50:31,201 ¡Payta uraykachiy! ¿Ima diablostaq? ¡Amigoymi kasqaykita yuyaykurqani! 605 00:50:31,872 --> 00:50:32,861 Kachiyuq. 606 00:50:38,645 --> 00:50:41,637 ¡Mana allin kaqtan maqashanki! Qam...! 607 00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:52,385 Saqesqa hinan sientekuni. Mana pipas aychayta kanichkanchu. Pooh. 608 00:50:56,697 --> 00:50:58,562 ¿Chaychu aswan allin chaskisqayki, chuchu? 609 00:51:02,536 --> 00:51:03,628 Qamqa chayna sipasmi kanki. 610 00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:20,914 ¡Redrum! 611 00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,594 ¿Maymantaq risqa? 612 00:51:41,074 --> 00:51:42,200 Arí! 613 00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:47,442 Ama kaniwaychu. ¡Chinkakuy! 614 00:51:56,323 --> 00:51:58,484 Ay, wayna, sumaq vertebrakuna. 615 00:51:59,493 --> 00:52:00,721 - Juney. - Kacharichun. 616 00:52:00,927 --> 00:52:02,792 Kachariy, runa. Manam imapas ruway atisqanchikchu. 617 00:52:02,996 --> 00:52:04,361 Ichaqa kawsashanraqmi. 618 00:52:04,564 --> 00:52:05,929 Aswan kallpawanmi muchuwachkanku... 619 00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:10,331 ...Rachael Raypa mikhusqanmantaqa uhukuna Benedictomanta 40 dólares sapa P’unchawpi. 620 00:52:10,537 --> 00:52:11,561 Arí. 621 00:52:11,772 --> 00:52:16,141 Chay perra wañuchkaptinpas, . payqa manan upallakunchu ingenioso reparte nisqawan. 622 00:52:16,343 --> 00:52:20,040 Hey, BFFs, ¿imataq 411 911 nisqapi? 623 00:52:20,247 --> 00:52:22,545 Ay, payqa aswan phiñachiqmi. 624 00:52:22,749 --> 00:52:26,742 WTH? Soy so no ROTFLOL'ing... 625 00:52:26,953 --> 00:52:32,050 ...ichaqa ama hina kaspa KIT, manaraq 187'd kachkaptiy. 626 00:52:33,326 --> 00:52:35,226 Blog qamta qhipaman. 627 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:38,228 - Tukukuy. - Tukukuy. 628 00:52:38,965 --> 00:52:41,695 Chayqa karqan amuse bouche nisqallan. Kunanqa plato principal. 629 00:52:46,039 --> 00:52:48,405 - Kayman kutimuychik, perrakuna. - Perras! 630 00:52:48,608 --> 00:52:50,667 Parrillaykimanmi chayachisqayki. 631 00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:52,401 Chuchukuna. 632 00:52:52,612 --> 00:52:53,670 Wañuy! 633 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,281 Mana samayta atinchu. Wayrata necesitan. 634 00:52:59,286 --> 00:53:00,844 ¡Mierdakuna! 635 00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,188 ¿Llapa runa allinchu? 636 00:53:10,397 --> 00:53:12,092 Arí, allinmi kachkani. 637 00:53:12,299 --> 00:53:15,860 Hey, wawa, qonqoriykikuna llapanku qarayuq kanku. 638 00:53:16,670 --> 00:53:19,230 Ay, arí, ichaqa manan chaychu chipmunqkunamanta. 639 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,972 Ichaqa kay manchay uma nanaymi kashan. 640 00:53:24,644 --> 00:53:27,112 Uma On. Mat’iman chiqanllata churana. 641 00:53:27,314 --> 00:53:29,748 Uma On. Mat’iman chiqanllata churana. 642 00:53:29,950 --> 00:53:32,418 Uma On. Mat’iman chiqanllata churana. 643 00:53:32,619 --> 00:53:34,746 Uma On. Mat’iman chiqanllata churana. 644 00:53:34,955 --> 00:53:36,718 Ñuqaqa... chayllaraqmi ruwarqani. 645 00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:38,390 Uma On, perra, nispaymi nirqani. 646 00:53:38,592 --> 00:53:40,560 - Mat’iman chiqanllata churana. - Imapas. 647 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,250 Ama policiachu huk actitudta, puta. 648 00:53:42,462 --> 00:53:46,023 Nirqanim, Head On nisqawan directamente churay maldito mat’iykiman. 649 00:53:46,233 --> 00:53:49,100 Allinmi, allinmi. Kusi? 650 00:53:49,302 --> 00:53:51,327 Qhawariy, qan huch’uy yuraq-basura pedazo de mierda... 651 00:53:51,538 --> 00:53:52,698 ... Uma On, mamacha. 652 00:53:52,906 --> 00:53:55,636 Chiqamanta churay qampaq mamachapa mat’in. 653 00:53:55,842 --> 00:53:58,936 ¿Allinchu? Wakpi. Tukuy imapas tukusqañam. 654 00:53:59,145 --> 00:54:03,741 Uma patapi, uyapi, siminpi, ñawipi. 655 00:54:05,852 --> 00:54:07,581 Ay, chayqa ancha allinmi. 656 00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,152 Uma nanaymi chinkapun... 657 00:54:09,356 --> 00:54:12,450 ...ichaqa chay manchakuypaq kaqtaraqmi hap’ini levadura nisqawan unquy. 658 00:54:13,793 --> 00:54:15,192 ¿Azucar masa pillapas? 659 00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,760 - Mana chaywanqa ruwaymanmi karqa. - Museoman chayasun. 660 00:54:23,336 --> 00:54:25,531 - ¡Risunchik! - ¡Kuyuchiy! 661 00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:27,707 ¡Ñanmanta lluqsiy! 662 00:54:36,182 --> 00:54:37,774 Disculpaway, wiraqocha. 663 00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:40,009 ¿Imataq pasachkan? ¿Maymantaq llapa runa rishanku? 664 00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:43,348 Chayqa achka runakunamanta lluqsichiymi. Tukuy runa kunanpacha llaqtamanta lluqsinan tiyan. 665 00:54:43,557 --> 00:54:45,320 Hap’iy, hap’iy. Qam ripuchkanki, Batman? 666 00:54:45,525 --> 00:54:49,359 Mierda. Arí. Arí, ripuchkani. Kusa? Manam wañuyta munanichu. 667 00:54:49,563 --> 00:54:51,656 Mana kunan punchaw horarioypichu. Mana ruwanay listapichu. 668 00:54:51,865 --> 00:54:55,198 Manam karqachu: "Rikch'ariy, desayuno ruway, kallpay, ciencia experimento, wañuy". 669 00:54:55,402 --> 00:54:59,395 Mana chaypichu. Mana chaypichu. Kusa? ¿Tukusqañachu kanchik? 670 00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:00,971 Allinmi. 671 00:55:01,641 --> 00:55:04,474 Pipas llaqtapi qhipakuqqa rumikunapi p’ampasqa kanqa. 672 00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:05,804 Chiqnikunin runtukunata. 673 00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:09,675 Historia Natural nisqamanmi chayanay Museo, sipasyman, Amyman. Payqa hap'isqa kashan. 674 00:55:09,883 --> 00:55:13,319 Sichus noviaykiq qhepanta kutipunki chayqa, cero chansayuqmi kanki kawsanaykipaq. 675 00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:14,814 Chay probabilidadkunatan hap’isaq. 676 00:55:17,691 --> 00:55:21,525 - Payqa ima puquchapaschá kanman. - Payqa, wiraqocha. Payqa. 677 00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:26,328 Qhawariy, chay evacuación autobus llaqta wasimanta lluqsichkan 2100 pachata. 678 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:29,297 Iskay chunka hukniyuq pachak? Hap’iy, ¿imataq...? Chayqa... 679 00:55:29,502 --> 00:55:31,663 - Pichqa, suqtata apay... - Isqun p.m. 680 00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:34,533 Loco matemáticas nisqaykitam salvasqayki. 9 p.m.ñam. 681 00:55:34,741 --> 00:55:37,039 Chawpi p’unchawta qallarinki, chaymantataq isqun hora qhipaman. 682 00:55:37,243 --> 00:55:40,542 Chayqa 9. Chayqa necesitasqayki tiempon chay evacuación autobuskunaman seqanaypaq... 683 00:55:40,747 --> 00:55:42,237 ...otaq wañusqaña kanki. 684 00:55:42,449 --> 00:55:43,916 Wañuchisqa? 685 00:55:45,251 --> 00:55:47,412 Hamuychik, 5:30ñam. 686 00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:50,553 Yapamanta niy, 5:30? Ay, Jesus. 687 00:55:50,757 --> 00:55:53,282 Ay, Dios. Tukuy punchawtam usuchirqani. 688 00:55:53,493 --> 00:55:56,758 Ñuqaqa... Amazon nisqapi karqani imakunatapas maskaspa. 689 00:55:56,963 --> 00:56:00,296 Mierda. Imanasqa? ¿Imaraykutaq ñuqa kunan punchaw Navidad rantikuq riy? 690 00:56:00,967 --> 00:56:04,801 ¿Imanasqataq kunan punchaw akllakuyman? Churin de la perra. Allinmi, plan B. 691 00:56:09,643 --> 00:56:10,974 - Hi. - Allinllachu. 692 00:56:11,177 --> 00:56:12,201 Ñuqaqa Batman kani. 693 00:56:12,412 --> 00:56:14,209 Ñuqaqa Princesa Encantada kani. 694 00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:17,008 Chiqap willakuy: Huk kutim warmiyuq karqani... 695 00:56:17,217 --> 00:56:21,483 ...willaway tawa puntapi kasqayta aswan allin munakuqkuna hayk’aqpas kasqanmanta. 696 00:56:21,688 --> 00:56:23,087 Chayqa chiqap willakuymi. 697 00:56:23,289 --> 00:56:24,916 Hinaspa payqa chay cuadra muyuriqpi kashasqa. 698 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:31,556 ¿Qhawawayta munankichu ñuqa kikiywan pukllani? 699 00:56:33,199 --> 00:56:34,188 Tupananchikkama. 700 00:56:45,779 --> 00:56:47,269 Haku, risunchik. 701 00:56:50,483 --> 00:56:51,780 P’akikuy, sonso. 702 00:56:51,985 --> 00:56:55,079 Aswan allinmi chay Mach 5 nisqamanta lluqsinki otaq asnoykita dedoykiwan etiquetasaq. 703 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:06,325 Yachanki, ninku, ñawpaq wañuchiyqa... 704 00:57:06,533 --> 00:57:08,330 ...allin sasapunim kanan. 705 00:57:08,535 --> 00:57:12,198 Ichaqa faciltan tarini. Chiqaptaqa, aswan kusikuypaqmi. 706 00:57:13,173 --> 00:57:15,971 Chayta apakuy. Ruway. 707 00:57:21,514 --> 00:57:23,243 Qhawariy, Ma, mana ñawiyuq. 708 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:24,974 ¡Manam mamayniyuqchu karqani! 709 00:57:28,722 --> 00:57:31,691 Chayqa aswan allinmi karqan camellowan puñuymantaqa. 710 00:57:43,136 --> 00:57:46,162 Ima? Pukllachkallayku kunturniywan. 711 00:57:50,777 --> 00:57:52,335 Rolloykusun. 712 00:57:55,849 --> 00:57:56,975 ¡Ay, mi! 713 00:58:09,229 --> 00:58:10,218 Haku! 714 00:58:12,565 --> 00:58:13,896 Paway. 715 00:58:15,602 --> 00:58:17,399 Hinallam purinanchik. 716 00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:21,905 Kay vidriomanta zapatillas manchay sasa kallpanapaqmi kanku. 717 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,744 Yanapakuy. Yanapay. 718 00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,849 Amy. 719 00:58:35,955 --> 00:58:38,219 - Ñuqaraykum kutimurqanki. - Munakuyki, Amy. 720 00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:41,793 Yachanim. Ñuqapas kuyaykim. 721 00:58:43,463 --> 00:58:45,761 Kunanqa kay freaking lanzata hapiy hombroymanta lluqsispa. 722 00:58:45,965 --> 00:58:46,954 Arí. 723 00:58:47,901 --> 00:58:49,232 - Kusa. - Nanakun. 724 00:58:49,435 --> 00:58:50,595 Kusa. Allinmi. 725 00:58:50,804 --> 00:58:52,795 Payqa pampamanmi clavasqa kachkan, wayqeykuna. 726 00:58:53,006 --> 00:58:55,770 Kayqa manam facilchu kanqa. Calvin, yanapayniykita necesitasaq. 727 00:58:55,975 --> 00:58:57,602 Paña. 728 00:59:02,248 --> 00:59:05,183 - ¿Imapaqtaq chay karqa? - Mana concienciayuqta takayta munachkarqani... 729 00:59:05,385 --> 00:59:06,750 ...chaynapi mana nanayta sientenanpaq. 730 00:59:08,021 --> 00:59:09,648 Allin yuyayniyuq. 731 00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:13,623 - Wawa, kayqa allinniykipaqmi. - Kusa. 732 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:25,300 Runa, chuchuta hinam takanki. Pruebasaq. 733 00:59:32,946 --> 00:59:34,607 Runa, kay sipasqa huk golpeta hap’inman. 734 00:59:43,656 --> 00:59:45,419 Imanasqa? 735 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,360 Manam llamkachkanchu. Paymanta hurqusunlla. 736 00:59:51,064 --> 00:59:52,053 Kimsa yupaypi. 737 00:59:52,265 --> 00:59:54,699 Huk, iskay, kimsa. 738 00:59:54,901 --> 00:59:56,334 Allin llamkay. 739 01:00:08,181 --> 01:00:10,775 Kaymanta lluqsinanchik tiyan. Kay sitioqa thuñikunqam. 740 01:00:11,351 --> 01:00:16,812 No. Mana kayta kutichinaykukamachu... 741 01:00:17,790 --> 01:00:19,314 ...altarman kutiy. 742 01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:21,555 Huk magia bong. 743 01:00:21,761 --> 01:00:24,594 Chay cristal uma tullu. Musquyniymanta kaq. 744 01:00:24,797 --> 01:00:29,200 Kunanqa, leyenda nisqanman hinaqa, sichus chay cristal uma tulluqa faltan altarmanta... 745 01:00:29,402 --> 01:00:31,563 ...kay pachaq tukukuyninmi. Pacha kuyuykuna... 746 01:00:31,771 --> 01:00:34,296 ...asteroides, kutimuy chay Spice Girls. 747 01:00:34,507 --> 01:00:35,633 Arí! 748 01:00:37,243 --> 01:00:38,232 Chay apokalipsis nisqa. 749 01:00:38,444 --> 01:00:40,969 Hinaspa kay mierdataqa yachanki docente kasqaykirayku? 750 01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:43,842 Indiana Jonesta, Reinotawan rikurqani Cristal Uma Llaqtamanta. 751 01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:45,642 ¿Yachankichu ima ninan kasqanmanta? 752 01:00:45,852 --> 01:00:48,719 Uma tullumanta musqukuspay, . hinaspa qanpas uma tullumanta yachaspa? 753 01:00:48,922 --> 01:00:52,517 - ¿Kuska kananchispaq destinasqa kasqanchista? - Manam, iskayninchikmi chiqaptapuni uma tullukunata kuyasqanchikta. 754 01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:55,321 Ichaqa chaypas. 755 01:00:56,963 --> 01:00:59,488 Will, kaymanta lluqsinanchik tiyan. Yaqa 9:00 pachañam. 756 01:00:59,699 --> 01:01:02,896 Mana paykunaman chayaptinchikqa evacuación autobuses, wañusaqku. 757 01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:06,603 Riy, Calvino. 758 01:01:06,806 --> 01:01:09,832 Kaypim Amywan qipachkani. Uma tullutaqa altarmanmi kutichichkayku. 759 01:01:11,778 --> 01:01:13,439 - Tupananchikkama. - Sumaqmi qamwan tupay. 760 01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,073 Chay altarta tarisun. 761 01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:45,066 ¿Imataq pasachkan? 762 01:01:45,278 --> 01:01:48,543 Museopi tukuy imapas kawsarimuchkanmi. 763 01:01:51,150 --> 01:01:52,777 Infierno, mana! 764 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:55,248 Nakachu! Nakachu! 765 01:01:56,823 --> 01:01:57,983 Arí! 766 01:02:01,894 --> 01:02:04,624 - Kaymanta infiernota hurqusun. - Drogakunaqa hatunmi. 767 01:02:09,202 --> 01:02:12,171 - Cristal uma tulluman altarqa kayhinam. - Kusa. 768 01:02:18,344 --> 01:02:20,107 Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. 769 01:02:24,817 --> 01:02:26,011 Allinllachu. 770 01:02:28,688 --> 01:02:29,950 Ima? 771 01:02:31,224 --> 01:02:32,486 Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. 772 01:02:34,227 --> 01:02:36,627 - ¿Atiwaqchu churakuyta wakin pachata? - Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. 773 01:02:36,829 --> 01:02:40,663 Grendel sutiyuq monstruowanmi maqanakurqani mana armadurayoq, chhaynatan qanwan maqanakusaq. 774 01:02:41,567 --> 01:02:43,034 Suyay. ¿Q’alachu maqanakunki? 775 01:02:46,105 --> 01:02:47,094 Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. 776 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:48,500 Chayqa huk laya gay, bro. 777 01:02:49,008 --> 01:02:50,976 Manam... Manam gaychu. Chayqa... 778 01:02:51,177 --> 01:02:53,111 Manan, pampachaykuway. Chayqa gay. 779 01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:55,143 Manam gaychu. Manam. 780 01:02:55,348 --> 01:02:58,977 Chayqa imayna ruwasqanchikmi 507 watapi, polla. 781 01:02:59,185 --> 01:03:02,052 - Pitapas tapuy. - Allinmi, rurasaq. Amigoy Pablota tapusaq. 782 01:03:02,255 --> 01:03:05,383 Paqarinmi botepi purichkanchik. Lamar qochakunapi lloqsispayku tapusaq. 783 01:03:06,025 --> 01:03:09,358 - ¿Pablo? - Amiguy Pablo, paymi compañeroy. 784 01:03:10,897 --> 01:03:13,388 Payqa amigoymi. Hinallataqmi sociokuna kayku. 785 01:03:14,434 --> 01:03:17,164 - Kawsay masi? - Manam, negocio ruwaqmasikuna. 786 01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:20,203 Kuskanmi antigüedades nisqa tiendata kicharirqayku. 787 01:03:20,406 --> 01:03:22,169 - Chayqa gay. - ¿Imaraykutaq chay gay? 788 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:25,742 ¿Imaraykutaq antigüedades nisqakuna gay kanku? Imaraykuchus ¿Ñawpa imakuna kitschy kaqkuna gustan? 789 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:29,709 ¡Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani! 790 01:03:30,149 --> 01:03:33,482 Disculpaway, listochu kashanki asnoykita sarunankupaq? 791 01:03:39,826 --> 01:03:43,694 Ay, infierno, mana, Kung Fu Panda. 792 01:03:44,397 --> 01:03:46,888 Manam chaytaqa ruranaykichu karqa. 793 01:03:52,939 --> 01:03:55,533 Alistakuy chay truenota sientenaykipaq. 794 01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:25,801 Sipasniykiqa riqsisqam rikchakun, runa. 795 01:04:26,005 --> 01:04:30,704 Qayna wataqa 20 qullqitam pagarqani 20 minutopaq, sichus yachanki ima niyta munasqayta. 796 01:04:31,043 --> 01:04:33,603 Chiqapmi. Hinaspa huk curioso factoid: 797 01:04:33,813 --> 01:04:37,044 Pandakuna chiqaptaqa kanku kimsa uraykamuq testículos. 798 01:04:38,851 --> 01:04:40,409 Chayqa. 799 01:05:33,272 --> 01:05:34,637 Ay, mierda. 800 01:05:42,582 --> 01:05:44,709 Ay, sumaq llamkay. 801 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:52,651 Kuyasqay kamachikuq Honorniytam defienderqanki 802 01:05:53,559 --> 01:05:55,254 Muchaway, waway. 803 01:06:18,150 --> 01:06:21,586 - ¿Qanchu huk dude? - Ñuqaqa tranquila kani. Yachasqaykitam piensarqani. 804 01:06:22,788 --> 01:06:23,538 Manan. 805 01:06:35,268 --> 01:06:36,496 Payta hapiy, Will. 806 01:06:37,303 --> 01:06:39,771 - Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. - Arí, yachaniñam. 807 01:06:39,972 --> 01:06:42,532 Entregakuychik chaynapi brunchta hapiq rinaykupaq. 808 01:06:42,742 --> 01:06:46,007 Hinaspa Jersey Boys nisqaman boletokunata apamuwarqanku. 809 01:06:46,245 --> 01:06:46,995 Manan. 810 01:06:59,925 --> 01:07:01,119 Maypi kasqaymanqa risunmanmi. 811 01:07:01,327 --> 01:07:05,161 I TiVo'd Quyllurkunawan tususpa, ruwasqakuna rikuchinku. 812 01:07:05,364 --> 01:07:07,229 - ¡Manan! - ¡Beowulf! 813 01:07:09,101 --> 01:07:11,797 Qamtam pusayta munani Rosie O'Donnellpa crucero nisqapi. 814 01:07:12,004 --> 01:07:15,462 Ñuqalla, qam, . hinaspa kuyasqay amigay George Takei sutiyuq runapas. 815 01:07:15,975 --> 01:07:17,465 Tornillo kayta. 816 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,208 ¡Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani! 817 01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:24,210 Beowulf lluqsirqa. 818 01:07:27,887 --> 01:07:29,445 Usqhaylla, tiemponchismi tukukapushanchis. 819 01:08:01,554 --> 01:08:03,146 ¿Indiana Jones sutiyuq warmichu? 820 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,524 Indiana, asnoy. 821 01:08:09,261 --> 01:08:10,489 Kaymantam apasaq. 822 01:08:17,002 --> 01:08:20,438 Gracias, churi. Chayqa allinmi, ñuqaqa taytaykim kani. 823 01:08:22,575 --> 01:08:25,544 - ¿Qanchu papay kanki? - Mamaykiqa muyurisqa. 824 01:08:25,745 --> 01:08:28,612 - Chiqap chuchu warmi, chiqaptaqa. - Allinmi, chaytam hapini. 825 01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:30,304 Payqa kay especial ruwaytan ruwarqan... 826 01:08:30,516 --> 01:08:34,543 ...hatun dedonwan, vela cerawan ima... - Allinmi. 827 01:08:34,754 --> 01:08:36,847 Llakikuni lluqsisqaymanta qanmanta mamaykimantawan. 828 01:08:37,056 --> 01:08:38,956 Ichaqa espiritu aventurero nisqatan chaskirqani... 829 01:08:39,158 --> 01:08:41,854 ...hinallataq huk rupha-asno puta sapa hatun llaqtapi. 830 01:08:43,496 --> 01:08:45,020 ¿Imataq kaypi kapuwanchik? 831 01:08:45,231 --> 01:08:46,698 ¿Kaychu sipaski? 832 01:08:46,899 --> 01:08:50,130 - Arí. - Ima sumaq sipascha. 833 01:08:50,336 --> 01:08:52,133 Hinaspa qanpi wakin formata hap’irqanki. 834 01:08:52,338 --> 01:08:54,670 Arí, wawa. Ancha sumaqmi kanki. 835 01:08:54,874 --> 01:08:58,173 - Hinaspa huk asnota qanpi hap’irqanki. - Tayta. 836 01:08:58,377 --> 01:09:00,538 - Ay, ancha sumaq. - Tayta. 837 01:09:00,746 --> 01:09:04,648 Sichus huk sumaq asno hamburguesa niyta munarqan chayqa, . wawa, huk Whopper nisqayuqmi kanki. 838 01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,249 - Ay, mierda. - Tayta. 839 01:09:06,452 --> 01:09:10,183 ¿Pilates nisqatachu ruwanki? Tapukuspallam kachkani. Tapukuspalla. 840 01:09:13,659 --> 01:09:16,560 Ama machu runaykipa rurasqanta ruraychu. Allin tiyay. 841 01:09:18,130 --> 01:09:19,995 Infierno, achka kutitam gonorreawan hapichikurqani... 842 01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:22,258 ...johnsonniyqa chullusqamanmi rikchakurqa Ruth wawacha. 843 01:09:23,736 --> 01:09:27,331 Infierno, '70 watakunapi, sutiyqa karqan Clamidia Jones sutiyuq warmi. 844 01:09:28,707 --> 01:09:32,871 Herpes unquypaqqa manam hampi kanchu, . hinaspa mana bullshit you. 845 01:09:33,679 --> 01:09:35,408 Gracias, papay. 846 01:09:57,736 --> 01:10:00,569 - Kayqa facilmi rikchakun. - Mana ñawpaq hinachu facil. 847 01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:07,142 Ay, mierda, mierda. 848 01:10:12,284 --> 01:10:15,276 - Yachankim hustleyta hapinay kasqanmanta. - Adiós, papay. 849 01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:18,850 Chayta ruwasaq. 850 01:10:19,058 --> 01:10:20,650 Ay, mierda. Ay, mierda. Ay, mierda. 851 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,122 ¡Ay, mierda! 852 01:10:25,231 --> 01:10:28,064 Chayqa nanaymi. ¡Ay, mierda! 853 01:10:55,394 --> 01:11:00,525 ¿Imanasqataq mana altarman purispallachu purinki? 10 metro karu hinam. 854 01:11:01,534 --> 01:11:03,365 Sipas tonta. 855 01:11:10,709 --> 01:11:13,803 Manan, ama waqaychu. Allinmi kasaq. 856 01:12:00,659 --> 01:12:02,320 Ñuqaqa Guru Shitka sutiyuq runam kani. 857 01:12:02,528 --> 01:12:06,157 Hinaspa kunan punchaw kaypi kachkanchik Amywan Willwan huñunakunankupaq... 858 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:09,300 ...thak kaywan kusikuywan hukllachasqapi. 859 01:12:09,501 --> 01:12:15,337 Hinaspa señalanapaq, gee, . Amy, totalmente caliente kanki. TM. 860 01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:18,934 Amy, Willta apankichu... 861 01:12:19,144 --> 01:12:22,841 ...mantequilla de maní, jalea nisqayki kananpaq chaymi munakuy wiksaykiman haykun? 862 01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:24,072 Ñuqa ruwani. 863 01:12:24,283 --> 01:12:28,686 Hinaspa, Will, ¿Amytachu pusanki munakuypa donut nisqayki kananpaq... 864 01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:31,879 ...sapa punchaw cremawan huntachinaykipaq? 865 01:12:32,091 --> 01:12:33,080 Ñuqa ruwani. 866 01:12:36,295 --> 01:12:39,594 Bueno, chayna kaptinqa huk librata quy. 867 01:12:40,532 --> 01:12:42,625 Chayta wichqay. 868 01:12:43,002 --> 01:12:44,867 Chay picanteta pakiy. 869 01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:46,430 Kunanqa, encurtidoyta cosquillas. 870 01:12:55,714 --> 01:12:56,703 Munakuyki, Will. 871 01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,974 Ñuqapas kuyaykikum, Amy. 872 01:12:59,284 --> 01:13:01,718 Ichaqa kanmi imapas willanay. 873 01:13:02,821 --> 01:13:03,810 ¿Imataq chayri? 874 01:13:16,602 --> 01:13:17,830 Matt Damonwanmi chuchukuchkani 875 01:13:18,504 --> 01:13:20,836 ¿Matt Damonwan chuchupakuchkanki? 876 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,564 Allinmi, Hannah Montanawanmi chuchupachkani 877 01:13:22,775 --> 01:13:24,174 Payqa Hannah Montanawanmi chuchupakuchkan 878 01:13:24,376 --> 01:13:27,971 Conciertoypi escenariopi Tayta mamaypa puñunanpi chuchupawan 879 01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:31,240 Yachay wasimanta lluqsispa, armarioypi, Carropiqa umanta quni 880 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:32,974 Ñuqapas Flavatapas chuchuchkani 881 01:13:33,185 --> 01:13:35,653 Arí, wayna Payqa Flava-Flavta chuchuchkan, sonso 882 01:13:35,854 --> 01:13:38,652 Yachankiñam ima hora kasqanmanta Imaraykuchus ñuqapas Juneytam chuchupachkani 883 01:13:39,725 --> 01:13:43,161 Arí, yachanim, ichaqa chiqapmi Flava-Flav, paypas ñuqatapas chuchupakun 884 01:13:43,362 --> 01:13:46,627 Hinaspa Calvinowan cambiani Hinaspa chay dudewan intercambian 885 01:13:46,832 --> 01:13:48,265 Hinaspa llapanchikmi Infiernowan chuchupakuchkanchik 886 01:13:49,034 --> 01:13:54,802 Arí, paykunaqa Hellboywanmi chuchupakuchkanku Hinaspa Hulkta chuchuchkani 887 01:13:55,007 --> 01:13:58,374 Chiqapta phiñakuspay Iron Manta chuchuyta qallarini 888 01:13:58,577 --> 01:14:01,774 Aswan mana allin tornillo Ichaqa princesatapas chuchuykuni 889 01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:05,347 Pitaq chay campanaypi waqachkan? 890 01:14:05,551 --> 01:14:07,314 Iron Manta chuchuq perra 891 01:14:07,519 --> 01:14:12,286 Chayqa l-R-O-N M-A-N Hinaspa siminpi chuchupani 892 01:14:12,491 --> 01:14:15,983 Chayqa millay hatunmi Imaraykuchus ñuqaqa Lobota chuchuchkani 893 01:14:18,430 --> 01:14:20,091 Payqa Lobowanmi chuchupakuchkan ¿Manachu chayqa khuyapayay? 894 01:14:20,299 --> 01:14:23,632 Chay perrakunata chuchusqayrayku Warmi-qhari puñuymanta, Llaqtamantamanta 895 01:14:25,037 --> 01:14:28,006 Payqa Sexo y la Llaqta galskunatam chuchupakun 896 01:14:28,207 --> 01:14:31,005 Chaymi tapukurqani: ¿Chiqaptachu Lobo envidiakunman... 897 01:14:31,210 --> 01:14:34,202 ...sichus yachanman karqan chuchukusqaykumanta chay hatun cinturón de utilidadniyuq runa? 898 01:14:35,814 --> 01:14:37,042 Llapallankum Batmanta chuchupakunku 899 01:14:37,249 --> 01:14:40,446 Wayne Manor nisqapi, Batcave nisqapi Mayordomo Alfredqa munakuy kamachinchismi 900 01:14:40,652 --> 01:14:42,347 Kayta adivinaway Ch’uya baño 901 01:14:42,554 --> 01:14:44,044 ¿Amy Winehousewan chuchukuchkani? 902 01:14:44,256 --> 01:14:47,555 Payqa Amy Winehousewanmi chuchupakuchkan 903 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,354 Arí, uray-uray, pisi, pisipi 904 01:14:50,562 --> 01:14:53,497 Hinaspa Jessica Simpsonwan chuchukuchkani 905 01:14:54,233 --> 01:14:57,396 'Imaraykuchus ñuqaqa golpe, blow, blow nisqapi kachkani 906 01:14:57,603 --> 01:15:01,562 Payqa Jessica Simpsonwanmi chuchupakuchkan Ay, arí 907 01:15:01,774 --> 01:15:05,801 Hinaspa piensani ichapas chuchupakurqani Chay q’uñi wañuchiq 908 01:15:06,011 --> 01:15:09,174 Llapallankum chuchuwanku Hinaspa paykunata kutichipurqani, rikunki 909 01:15:09,381 --> 01:15:12,714 Hinaspa chay mexicanopas Llakikuypaq chukcha ruwaywan 910 01:15:13,152 --> 01:15:16,087 Llamaychik, umakuna, J. T.wanmi chuchupachkani 911 01:15:16,288 --> 01:15:19,223 Chay qhari modelota chuchuchkani 'Imaraykuchus payqa ancha allinmi 912 01:15:19,424 --> 01:15:22,552 Hinaspapas hatariymi gustan Paykunapi Calvin Kleins 913 01:15:22,761 --> 01:15:29,132 Chiqapmi, J. T. hukmanta asnoyta chuchuykusqa Ichaqa Prince Caspiantapas chuchukuchkani 914 01:15:29,668 --> 01:15:32,865 Sumaq rikchayniyuqmi kani, q’uñitaqmi kani 915 01:15:33,071 --> 01:15:36,268 Chayraykum kay kamachikuq Colegiomanta wawakunata chuchupakun 916 01:15:40,145 --> 01:15:41,635 - Hamuychik - Uyarisun 917 01:15:41,847 --> 01:15:43,781 - Kunanmi fiestata rurana pacha - Uyarisqayki 918 01:15:43,982 --> 01:15:46,143 - ¿Yachankichu ima hora kasqanmanta? - Mana, ima pachataq? 919 01:15:46,351 --> 01:15:48,285 - Tiempoñam chuchupakuy - Chuchuway 920 01:15:48,487 --> 01:15:50,546 - Mana, chuchuway - Chuchuway 921 01:15:50,756 --> 01:15:52,690 Colegiopi llapa wawakunata chuchupawanchik 922 01:15:52,891 --> 01:15:56,827 blanqueadores nisqakunaq uranpi, duchakunapi Gimnasio clasepaq tikrakuchkaptiyku 923 01:15:57,029 --> 01:15:58,860 - Oprahwanmi chuchukuchkani - Obamata chuchuchkani 924 01:15:59,064 --> 01:16:01,157 Indianapa culonta chuchuchkani 925 01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:05,325 Payqa Indiana llaqtata chuchuchkan Hinaspa Hancockta chuchuchkani 926 01:16:05,537 --> 01:16:09,098 Payqa Hancockwanmi chuchupakuchkan Hinaspa Beowulfta chuchuchkani 927 01:16:09,308 --> 01:16:12,766 Yachankim gustasqaykita Hinaspa Kung Fu Pandata chuchuchkani 928 01:16:12,978 --> 01:16:15,469 Hinaspa Michael Jacksonwan chuchukuchkani 929 01:16:16,882 --> 01:16:19,908 Ama juzgawaychu Uywaykunata munakuni, rikunki 930 01:16:20,118 --> 01:16:21,847 Ay, arí, Chipmunkskunatam chuchuchkan 931 01:16:22,054 --> 01:16:25,615 Llakikuypaqmi, ichaqa chiqapmi Payqa Chipmunks nisqakunatam chuchuchin, arí 932 01:18:51,837 --> 01:18:53,464 Chayraqmi Wolfedta hapirunki. 933 01:18:53,672 --> 01:18:56,573 Chayqa huk chikan kuyuymi carcelpi yachasqay. 934 01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,174 Arí, carcelpim karqani. 935 01:18:58,377 --> 01:19:00,937 Wolf wakin mana allin chequekunata qillqarqan '95 watapi. 936 01:19:01,146 --> 01:19:03,273 Lluq’i chaki, q’illu. 937 01:19:04,616 --> 01:19:05,981 Ay, chayna, urmaykuni. 938 01:19:11,957 --> 01:19:14,983 Chaymanta pampachaykuway. Kayqa ñuqapa. Llakikunim. Llakikunim. 939 01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:19,960 Suyay. Ay, kayqa mermeladaymi. 940 01:19:20,165 --> 01:19:22,725 Ay, allinmi. Chaymanmi seqanki. 941 01:19:23,168 --> 01:19:24,430 Ñuqaqa Beowulf kani. 942 01:19:24,636 --> 01:19:28,231 Aswan kallpasapa runam kani qanchis reinokunapi. 943 01:19:30,008 --> 01:19:32,533 Asllatapas ripusaq. 944 01:19:32,744 --> 01:19:34,609 Got un poco flabby. 945 01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,713 Chay Dieta Zona nisqamanmi rirqani... 946 01:19:36,915 --> 01:19:41,682 ...ichaqa huk semana hunt'a hina mikhuq kani iskay punchaw hina mikuykuna chanin... 947 01:19:41,887 --> 01:19:43,479 ...hinaspataq kutiy huk cuadradoman. 948 01:19:43,688 --> 01:19:47,715 Maypipas crack nisqayuq kanki chayqa, Manam imananpaschu maymanta hamusqanmantaqa... 949 01:19:47,926 --> 01:19:51,384 Sichus grietaykipi kashan chayqa... Sichus chay raqra raqraykipi kashan chayqa. 950 01:19:52,964 --> 01:19:56,229 —Sichus chay raqra raqraykipi kashan chayqa. Ay, chayqa qhapaqmi. 951 01:19:56,601 --> 01:19:58,626 Hayk’aqllapas karqanki huk calvo doctorwan ñawpaqta? 952 01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:00,930 - Mana. - Aswan allinta quyku... 953 01:20:02,974 --> 01:20:05,101 ¿Qanpaqqa Harrison Fordmanchu rikch’akuni? 954 01:20:05,310 --> 01:20:07,505 - ¿Pay qampaq prostituta? - Ay, allin hanaq pachakuna, arí. 955 01:20:11,316 --> 01:20:13,682 Ay, imatataq ruwana? Arí, chaytam hapiruni. 956 01:20:13,885 --> 01:20:17,343 Qanmi kankiman k'anchay kamachikuqniy, hinaspa tutayaq kamachikuqniy kayta atinki. 957 01:20:17,556 --> 01:20:19,387 - Arí. Manam? Kusa. - Mana. 958 01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,452 Lluq’i chaki, q’illu. 959 01:20:23,895 --> 01:20:25,658 Kay ch’uñuta qhaway. 960 01:20:25,864 --> 01:20:29,857 Waway, imaynatataq paywan chayman yaykururqanki. Qamqa ñuqawan kanayki. 961 01:20:30,068 --> 01:20:33,936 Hinallataq, sipaswan kuyanakuspayqa, . payqa Wolfedpas karqan. 962 01:20:34,139 --> 01:20:39,634 Manam k'aspiwanqa maqanichu, . Paywanmi warmi-qhari puñuylla puñuni. 963 01:20:39,845 --> 01:20:41,972 Utaq payta. Mana imapaschu. 964 01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:44,375 Atoqqa iskaynin ñanninta rin, . yachankichu imatachus nisqayta? 965 01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:47,017 Boletokunatan apamuwarqanku Madonnapa reunion showninman... 966 01:20:47,219 --> 01:20:49,414 ...hinaspa chaymanta munani misk’i uyaykita much’ay. 967 01:20:49,621 --> 01:20:50,371 Manam! 968 01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:54,650 Hukmanta patamanta hurquy. Payqa nin: “Hola”, nispa. 969 01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:57,658 Ama chaynata maqaychu. Chiqamanta llamp’ullata maqaylla. 970 01:20:57,863 --> 01:20:59,296 Kusa? 971 01:20:59,998 --> 01:21:01,397 Allinmi ñuqapaq. 972 01:21:03,135 --> 01:21:04,864 Tukuy imapas ancha asikunapaqmi. 973 01:21:05,670 --> 01:21:07,137 Kuchuy. 974 01:21:07,806 --> 01:21:11,537 Oh, Blakeymi, wisq’asqa. Allinllachu, Blakey. 975 01:21:11,743 --> 01:21:14,143 Imaynallam? Kuyaykim. 976 01:21:14,346 --> 01:21:16,177 Chay kimsa rabona warmikunataqa manam wañuchirqachu. 977 01:21:16,381 --> 01:21:20,374 Paykunaqa wañusqañam karqaku pay paykunaman chayarqa. Diosmanmi jurashani. 978 01:21:20,886 --> 01:21:23,912 Qhawariy, imatapas willanaymi. Manam chiqaptachu banquero kani. 979 01:21:24,122 --> 01:21:25,749 Kunkaypas raqrakusqanman hina. 980 01:21:25,957 --> 01:21:31,020 Qhawariy, imatapas willanaypaqmi kashan. Manam chiqaptachu banquero kani. Ñuqaqa saltakuqmi kani. 981 01:21:31,229 --> 01:21:34,596 Espaciowan tiempowan teletransportayta atiyman. 982 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,302 - ¿Imataq yapamanta? Tiempo y espacio. - Tiempo y espacio. 983 01:21:40,705 --> 01:21:42,297 Qhawariy, imatapas willanaypaqmi kashan. 984 01:21:42,507 --> 01:21:44,702 Manam chiqaptachu banquero kani. Ñuqaqa saltakuqmi kani. 985 01:21:44,910 --> 01:21:47,879 - A ima? - Tiempowan teletransportayta atiyman... 986 01:21:54,286 --> 01:21:55,617 Qamqa rimaq pandam kanki. 987 01:21:55,820 --> 01:21:59,347 Kutimuy magia reinoyman, hinaspa rimaq castorniyta qawachisqayki. 988 01:21:59,858 --> 01:22:01,758 Chaylla hamuchkan. 989 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:05,794 Knock, knock. ¿Pitaq chaypi kachkan? Simiykipi leche. 990 01:22:11,703 --> 01:22:18,541 Hey, ¿takiq k’aspiychu kashan? ¿Llank’asqachu kashan? ¿Takiq k’aspichu kashan? 991 01:22:21,246 --> 01:22:24,545 Yachanki, tukuy runa yachayta munanku maymantataq ñuqap: 992 01:22:24,749 --> 01:22:27,809 Tukuy imapas huk tutamantam qallarirqa camionpi waqachkaptiy. 993 01:22:28,019 --> 01:22:30,920 Arí. Manañam waqachkaniñachu, runa. 994 01:22:31,122 --> 01:22:33,113 Chunka tawayuq kaq aswan hatun chaninchasqa rikuchiy TVpi. 995 01:22:33,325 --> 01:22:36,226 Key West llaqtapi huk tiempo-compartido nisqatan chaskirqani. 996 01:22:36,928 --> 01:22:41,194 Ay, waway, zapatota ruwani 997 01:22:41,399 --> 01:22:45,267 Hinaspa kaykunaqa chuchuykuna 998 01:22:45,470 --> 01:22:47,700 Rikunaykita munani cumpleaños trajeypi. 999 01:22:47,906 --> 01:22:50,136 Qawawanaykita munani baño de burbujata ruway. 1000 01:22:50,342 --> 01:22:53,209 Chay burbujakunawanmi pukllasaq hinaspa huk barbachata ruway. 1001 01:22:53,411 --> 01:22:55,345 Papá Noel kasqayman hina ruway. 1002 01:22:56,715 --> 01:22:59,411 Ay churi, kayta munakuchkani. 1003 01:22:59,784 --> 01:23:03,220 Huk chikanta warkuykuy. Qamqa huk chikan imapas kanki, ¿aw? 1004 01:23:03,421 --> 01:23:06,481 Qhawariychis. ¿Imatataq chay urapi embalachkanki? 1005 01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:08,215 ¿Imatataq chaypa uranpi pakachkanki? 1006 01:23:08,426 --> 01:23:11,293 Salchichaykita galletaykikunatapas rikuni. 1007 01:23:12,631 --> 01:23:14,155 Salchichata, galletakunatapas anchatam kuyani. 1008 01:23:27,379 --> 01:23:29,176 Aswan sumaq! 1009 01:23:30,248 --> 01:23:32,341 Q'alata churayta munani hinaspa t’aqwirisunkichis. 1010 01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:34,677 Ay, mierda. 1011 01:23:34,886 --> 01:23:37,286 ¿Qanman gustanchu kay kamisa? Ñuqa kikiymi totalmente ruwarqani. 1012 01:23:37,489 --> 01:23:40,083 Bueno, chaytaqa llik’isqayraykun. Ruphachisqayraykum. 1013 01:23:40,292 --> 01:23:41,987 Cumpleañosniypi velakunapa hawanman k’umuykuspaymi kasharqani. 1014 01:23:42,193 --> 01:23:43,922 Ñoqaqa chaykunatan phukuchisaq, . huk munayta ruway. 1015 01:23:44,129 --> 01:23:45,756 Aswanpas camisaymi ninawan hap’ichikurqan. 1016 01:23:46,197 --> 01:23:49,894 Churi, noviaykipaq kutipunki chayqa, . cero chansayuqmi kanki kawsanaykipaq. 1017 01:23:50,235 --> 01:23:52,203 Chay probabilidadkunatan hap’isaq. 1018 01:23:53,405 --> 01:23:55,339 ¿Uyarinkichu chay trenta? 1019 01:23:57,709 --> 01:24:01,440 Churi, noviaykipaq kutipunki chayqa, . cero chansayuqmi kanki kawsanaykipaq. 1020 01:24:01,646 --> 01:24:03,307 Chay probabilidadkunatan hap’isaq. 1021 01:24:03,515 --> 01:24:06,712 ¿Chay trenta hukmanta uyarinkichu? ¿Chayta yapamanta uyarinkichu, chay iskay kaq kutipi? 1022 01:24:07,118 --> 01:24:10,884 Churi, noviaykipaq kutipunki chayqa, . cero chansayuqmi kanki kawsanaykipaq. 1023 01:24:11,323 --> 01:24:12,381 Chaykunata apasaq... 1024 01:24:12,590 --> 01:24:15,058 Tren. Ñoqaqa yacharqanin chaypas hamunanta. Arí. 1025 01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:19,060 - ¿Chaychu chay trenta hapinanchik? - Mana, mana. Huk... 1026 01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:22,755 ¿Mas casarasqakuna? 1027 01:24:22,967 --> 01:24:25,834 Qamqa rupaymi kanki. ¿Cheqaqchu chaykuna? 1028 01:24:27,839 --> 01:24:32,037 Hey, llapa runa, ama hina kaspa yuyariychis Proactiv nisqawan sapa kuti llamk’achinapaq. Yanapawarqam. 1029 01:24:32,243 --> 01:24:36,907 Qarayta yanapawarqa Qarayyta yanapawarqa 1030 01:24:37,115 --> 01:24:42,781 Qarayta yanapawarqa Qarayta yanapawarqa, wawa 1031 01:24:42,987 --> 01:24:46,354 Yanapawarqam. Ñawpaqqa chaytan hap’iq kani tukuy muyuriqpi kay uyaypa parten... 1032 01:24:46,558 --> 01:24:48,355 ...hinallataq rimana uchkuypa tukuy muyuriqninpi... 1033 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:52,018 ...hinaspa chaymanta kay squishy partemanta lluqsispa kaypipuni. 1034 01:24:52,230 --> 01:24:54,721 Tukuy hinantinpim karqa, kunanqa manañam kanñachu. 1035 01:24:54,933 --> 01:25:00,064 Kanmi hampi rimay ima ruwawasqaykimanta: Horny. 1036 01:27:00,065 --> 01:27:01,066 Subtítulos por LeapinLar